memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!

"We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning" - Hari Kondabolu 

(Source: majiinboo)

“Cut a chrysalis open, and you will find a rotting caterpillar. What you will never find is that mythical creature, half caterpillar, half butterfly, a fit emblem of the human soul, for those whose cast of mind leads them to seek such emblems. No, the process of transformation consists almost entirely of decay.”
Pat Barker, Regeneration (via commovente)

(Source: awritersruminations)

“I can sympathize with Ken Kesey who once said that he stopped writing because he was tired of being a seismograph—an instrument that measures rumblings from a great distance. He said he wanted to be a lightning rod.”
probably the best and worst thing I’ve ever done. emphasis on DONE!!

probably the best and worst thing I’ve ever done. emphasis on DONE!!

tastefullyoffensive:

[girlswithslingshots]

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

antbf:

dtownsteez:

tehawesome:

I’ll keep doing weather.com clickbait headline rewrites until it no longer brings me joy.

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Karen Pointing Again